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Joke of the Day
"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."
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"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"
"I was in McDonald's today.. I smiled at the bloke and said ""Can I have a small shake please?"" ""Fuck off"" came the reply as he quickly zipped his up jeans and walked away from the urinal."
"Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is ""good"" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!"
"Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile"
"ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]"
"What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future? Cristobal"
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."