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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."

"Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"If I had a dollar for every dollar I had... I would be a counterfeiter."

"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."

"This may seem random, but C Minor... On a related note, E flat."

"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"

"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."

"A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."