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Joke of the Day
"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"
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"I always watch the credits at the end of a movie just to see if there's a chance I got drunk and stumbled onto the set."
"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."
"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"
"Going to a wedding today: Me: Do I look ok boys? 6: You look fine. 9: You look wow. Clearly I have work to do with the little one."
"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."
"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"