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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."

"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."

"My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car."

"What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? ""How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"""

"What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry."

"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."

"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."

"When life gives you lemons... Attempt to weaponize lemonade."