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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."
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"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."
"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."
"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""
"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"
"My jokes are like straws They suck."
"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."
"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."