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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every dollar I had... I would be a counterfeiter."

"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."

"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."

"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"

"What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened? ""...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."

"Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"

"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""

"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"