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Joke of the Day
"This may seem random, but C Minor... On a related note, E flat."
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"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."
"You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?"
"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."
"A Pole was playing chess.. ."
"[In Club] *slides up to girl on dance floor ""This is my jam"" *hands her a jar ""I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."""
"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."
"Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures."
"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."
"My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming ""I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"""