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Joke of the Day

"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."

"There is only 2 things you need to know to succeed in life 1. Never help anyone succeed. 2."

"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."

"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."

"print out the lyrics to ""Girls Just Wanna Fun"" and draw a red X through it all and you have the Quran, pretty much"

"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."

"A Higgs boson walks into a church, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!"" shouts the priest. ""But without me, how can you have mass?"" asks the particle."

"Someone told me recently that the healthcare.gov website was built by a Canadian company. I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing."