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Joke of the Day
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
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"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."
"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."
"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"
"I have better things to do with my time than my job."
"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"
"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."
"What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed? Me neither. Help."
"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"
"how many people does it take to save the world? zero (compliments to my SO who thinks she made this up)"