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Joke of the Day

"A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing."

"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."

"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."

"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."

"Not totally sold on astrology, but Libras DEFINITELY hate it when you throw a bucket of paint on their car."

"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"

"Allergy alert: This tweet may contain peanuts."

"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kids, want to buy some candy?"""

"What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their sex change? Transparent"

"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"