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Joke of the Day
"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."
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"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"
"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."
"My son got thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class jack him off... I said ""Son, That's three schools this year...maybe teaching is not for you"""
"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""
"Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up."
"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""
"Knock knock Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil who? ..... Never mind its pointless"
"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""
"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"