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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."
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"I heard a swimmer shout ""Help shark help!! I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"
"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"
"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"
"What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper"
"What's a fish's favourite band? Stickelback!"
"Never marry a drummer... they beat things for a living."
"Paul has a kid It's appalling"