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Joke of the Day

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs? His horse Marengo"

"I find it hard to dress casually. I always get emotionally involved."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."

"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"

"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."

"My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Sorry Gene. We still love you."

"Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more."

"What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair"