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Joke of the Day
"You know what's way better than an iPod? A zune"
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"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"
"Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork."
"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"Apparently, ""Step up your game"" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are."
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""
"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is."
"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."