201418
Joke of the Day
"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."
Next Joke
"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""
"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course no one pays the least bit of attention."
"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."
"I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich."