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Joke of the Day
"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"
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"Your son has been suspended ""for what?"" He hit a kid who was picking on another child ""so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"""
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"
"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"
"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."
"If I was a magician I'd ask someone in the audience for a $20 bill and then just run away. You could prob make like $40 doing that."