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Joke of the Day

"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."

"I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end."

"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."

"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"

"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."

"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"

"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"