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Joke of the Day

"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"

"I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song"

"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor."

"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""

"Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks."

"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"

"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."