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Joke of the Day

"I'm not very good at baking... my friend said to stick with it dough, it'll pan out in the end."

"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"

"I wonder what my future wife is doing right now.. Hopefully modeling."

"What powers a robotic Sherlock Holmes Electricity, my dear Watt-Son"

"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."

"A Mexican magician says to the audience: ""For my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos..."" *POOF*. And he disappeared without a tres."

"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

"What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!"

"This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS."