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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"
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"[1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish."
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"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it."
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