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Joke of the Day

"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."

"Did you hear about the leper who visited the whorehouse? He left a big tip."

"An adult man named Todd just told me I could call him Big T, that was 9 minutes ago. I'm staring at him waiting for the punch line."

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."

"Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end."

"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a police van."