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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."
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"The worst time of day is when people start coming in the office. They are all cheerful and shit. Settle down jerks, it's work not an orgy."
"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."
"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"
"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."
"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""
"What does a communist cat say Mao"
"My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I winked at her. She bought me eye drops."
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"I'm Google AMA"