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Joke of the Day

"Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she's gained weight."

"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."

"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"Watching your wife in childbirth... Is like watching your favourite pub burn down."

"How did the elephant get out of the river? Wet"

"What is the German word for Constipation? Farfrompoopen."

"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."