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Joke of the Day

"Clinton Campaign Hillary's Clinton's response to allegations of receiving money from foreign governments to fund her campaign: ""I did NOT have financial relations with those countries!"""

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"My girlfriend used to smoke regularly. Then i slowed down and started using lube."
"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."
"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"Going out with two gay men tonight; I know they're my competition, but I've seen them consume bananas and I think I can take them."
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."