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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend used to smoke regularly. Then i slowed down and started using lube."
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"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."
"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."
"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."
"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"
"What do shingles and fat white women have in common? Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican"