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Joke of the Day
"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"
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"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."
"When I was at the beach there was a guy in the ocean yelling, ""Shark! Help!"" And I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""
"TIL Pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did"
"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"
"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over."
"Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots."
"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."
"Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE"