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Joke of the Day
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
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"Our baby doubled age in a single day. If my calculations are correct, a month from now she'll be about 3 million years old."
"If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin"
"I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet."
"Rules Rule #1: There are no rules! Rule #2: Rule #1 is a lie! There are ALL THE RULES!"
"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."
"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."
"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."
"When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack"
"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"