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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
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"What is Error 619? When your kid sleeps in between."
"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"
"A little kid came up to me and said... ""I have two mommies."" ""Really?"", I said. ""Your parents are lesbians?"" ""No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."""
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire : WOOF! How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Freeze it and put it thru a table saw: meeeeooooow"
"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."