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Joke of the Day
"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."
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"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"
"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"
"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."
"A Febreze commercial but with pot head teenagers trying not to get busted by their parents that had just walked in the house."
"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"
"Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh."
"What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish? A fish can take a left hook."
"Did you see the new joke posted on reddit? It's almost 3 years old"
"If the entire observable universe was located inside an impossibly large man named Bob... then 9/11 was inside bob."