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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""
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"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? because fuck you thats why."
"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."
"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."
"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."
"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
"I was accused of plagiarism... Their words, not mine"