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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? because fuck you thats why."
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"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."
"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."
"The trick that will stop you from crying every time you cut an onion- Stop getting so damned attached to onions."
"Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth."
"The most successful marriages and the very worst marriages end exactly the same way... ...with one partner watching the other one die."
"When a man with a lisp says buthneth... you know he means business."
"So I woke up this morning to my dishwasher making a weird sound.. Turns out she was just vacuuming."
"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"