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Joke of the Day
"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."
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"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."
"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."
"Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone."
"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."
"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."
"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."
"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."
"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"
"So I was driving down the street when I saw a couple guys trying to take an old lady's purse. I ran her over to help We got it off her eventually"