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"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
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"I don't hate bread I loaf it "
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"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."
"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing."