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Joke of the Day
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
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"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."
"Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade."
"For the longest time I hated tumors.... but they are beginning to grow on me."
"Doctor & Patient F Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"How do you know your sister is on her period? When your dads dick tastes like shit."
"Making a Good Analogy is as Hard as... As hard as... As hard as..."
"Guess what? Elephant Butt"
"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."
"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""