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Joke of the Day
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
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"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."
"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."
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