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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."
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"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"
"okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks, ""Where's the bartender?"""
"Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines."
"[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&feature=youtu.be CR7 screaming like a goat, enjoy"
"If a British person calls 911 and says, ""It's a bloody mess"" how does the operator know if there's blood or the person is just being British"
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"
"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"
"I was going to write a novel but I may just print out all my tweets and dedicate it to my parents not loving me enough."