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Joke of the Day

"I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of."

"So, my mate Vincent cut his ear off and his wife asked him why? He just told her "" I guess I just had to 'let it Gogh'. EDIT: removed the u from gogh"

"I am not racist ... My shadow is black."

"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"

"My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? quatro cinco"

"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."

"Here's a joke about my browser history: [deleted]"

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."

"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"