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Joke of the Day
"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."
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"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"
"I took a Scottish girl to the countryside. ""Hello view!"" she said, looking out the window of our rented house. I said, ""I love you too..."""
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
"Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding."
"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."
"We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!"
"The New York Knicks"
"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."
"Men are like pillows. Eventually even the best ones get soft and lumpy."