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"What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar? A liar."
"Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that"
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled ""how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."""
"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"
"What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future? Rocket Farts."
"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."
"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"