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Joke of the Day
"Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding."
Next Joke
"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"
"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."
"Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?"
"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"
"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."
"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."
"Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad."
"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."