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Joke of the Day
"We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!"
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"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""
"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."
"Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?"""
"After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for... It was hiding behind the American cologne"
"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"
"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."
"I prepared chicken today. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."