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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"

"Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status #rakshabandhansms #rakshabandhanquotes #funnyjokes Thnks bro for ur warmth affectn & ur undrstndng, May our bond of luv remains forevr....."

"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"

"How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying ""Aww, how brave."""

"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."

"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."

"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"

"Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. ""No screens allowed."" On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. ""This is your mother now."""

"I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken."

"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."