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Joke of the Day

"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."

"I would never take candy from a stranger, but I'd probably follow a trail of bacon straight into the back of a windowless white van."

"Things that are better left unsaid 1. 2. 3."

"I cooked a live Lobster in the microwave and now I have a giant mutant lobster in my living room demanding to watch The Little Mermaid."

"What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design."

"What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project? [Made my roomie laugh at least]"

"What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch? Patio Furniture."

"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."

"Jesus can walk on water so Jesus may be able to walk on water but who cares! Stephen hawking's runs on battery's"

"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"