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Joke of the Day
"What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design."
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"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. I now have $999,999.75"
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"If my husband doesn't like my cooking, he can buy his meth somewhere else."
"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."
"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."
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"Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit Rock Bottom."
"What's green, red and smells like shit? Green and Red shit"
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