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Joke of the Day

"What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project? [Made my roomie laugh at least]"

"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."

"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."

"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"

"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."

"I'm practicing emotional abstinence I haven't given a fuck in years"

"I recommend all Apple users turn off the iCloud function on their devices... not only are you at risk of your nude photos leaking, but now you're at risk of getting the new U2 album too."

"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."

"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"

"How do you make a journalist laugh? By giving them ar-ticles!"