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Joke of the Day

"What did the asshole doorman say to the dick patron? You aint slick enough to slip right in!"

"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"

"What is Siri really good at? Playing pocket pool."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA"

"Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped? Demeter wasn't working."

"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck."

"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""

"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."