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Joke of the Day

"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."

"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy I mean, he did kill Hitler."

"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."

"Did you hear about the guy who went to Halloween with a potato in his pants? He went as a dictator."

"- I'm your son's teacher and I'm calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar. - And a damn good one. I don't have any sons."

"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."

"How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even."