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Joke of the Day
"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."
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"Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney."
"How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child."
"Rape is a touchy subject"
"The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""
"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Guurrhggrgrh"
"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."
"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."
"The Internet manages to show how far Homo Sapeins have come while simultaneously showing how far they haven't."