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Joke of the Day
"Things that are better left unsaid 1. 2. 3."
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"Dear Alcohol We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."
"I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount."
"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S."
"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"
"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."
"/u/JokeExplainBot walks into a bar and dies"
"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"