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Joke of the Day

"Guys, if you forget your girl's birthday, just look into her eyes and say, ""I love you."" Then run, because that is not going to help."

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"

"I did some LSD and watched a candle burn all night. It was wicked."

"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids"

"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"

"The songs that make me feel coolest when I'm driving fast are generally the songs that make me feel dumbest at stop lights."

"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."

"Good punctuation is the difference between... Helping your friend, jack, off a horse, -or- helping your friend jack off a horse..."