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"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"

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"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("
"When I reached the border patrol checkpoint, I raised my kale smoothie & the officer immediately waved me through."
"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair."
"How do you win an election? By having people believe that you've won an election."
"print out the lyrics to ""Girls Just Wanna Fun"" and draw a red X through it all and you have the Quran, pretty much"
"Smile. Your enemies hate it."
"Happy fathers day... ... you motherfucker"
"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."
"I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly, I think no one should support them."