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Joke of the Day
"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."
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"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."
"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."
"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"
"what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker."
"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."
"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"
"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"
"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."